I Just Want My Scalp To Stop Itching NOW!

August 30, 2009 by  

going to tell you, I had itchy head itchy scalp so badly that all the white flakes on my head & shoulders from scratching would have had Bing Crosby crooning I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas if he got within ten feet of me. And to make matters worse I could literally see my hair getting thinner before my eyes.

 

So, I go to my doctor and ask is there anything and I mean anything at all you can give me to keep my hair in? And of course Mr. smarty pants hands me a shoe box. Yeah right, thanks a bunch.

 

What is it with Doctors amd me? I mean years ago I’m having my vasectomy. No joke I’m laying on the table he’s cutting away, I’m as nervous as a cat that just jumped off a roof into a dog pound. The next thing I know I see smoke and he says oops! Of course it was a joke, but I’m telling you, at the time it was not very funny.

 

So anyway I have itchy head itchy scalp like stinkin crazy. I’m literally scouring the internet, going to health food stores calling anyone who even acts like they care, trying to find a solution any solution.

 

Why? Because if you have itchy scalp you know very well what I was going through. It can dang near drive you crazy at times. And as you know it always seems to itch at the worst times possible. Like when you’re on your first date with someone you think might actually have potential. Or at a huge Job interview for a job you actually would like to have. Of course, that’s when it decides to itch.
You know what I mean, when the itching starts you don’t care you just want it to stop, you just want to find a solution.

 

Plus me being a guy I sure as heck don’t want to lose my hair on top of it. and of course my loving wife was very nurturing and reassuring about the whole thing. She said “oh don’t worry if you go bald we’ll just sell all your turtle neck sweaters at out next yard sale”. Of course I bought into it hook line and sinker and replied “why would we do that?” And her retort “so you don’t look like a huge roll on deodorant”

 

With her comment in my back pocket I knew I was at my whit’s end and needed a resolution that actually worked.

 

My research brought me to the conclusion that my problem was actually caused by the inflammation from all the dang chemicals that were in my shampoo & conditioner that I was already using. So I searched far and wide for any shampoo and conditioners that didn’t have any of the rediculous toxic chemicals that were causing my pain in the 1st place.

 

Like I said I went to health food stores, pharmacy’s you name it I went. At one store this blonde lady was so unbelievably dense that I kept thinking I should design my own hair care product. Yep you got it, it would be black hair coloring to turn blondes into brunettes and the name of the product of course would be Artificial Intelligence!

 

After tons and tons of searching and trying all manner of things I finally found one product line that actually works. And I don’t have itchy head itchy scalp any longer. The reason it does is just like I said, it alpdoesn’t have the toxic chemicals that cause your problem in the 1st place.

 

Plus, my hair looks like I just stepped out of a Salon. Yeah right I heard that on a TV commercial, but my hair does look a whole lot better than it has in years that’s for sure.

 

The above information is for informational purposes only and in no way shape or form is it to be construed as medical advice. It is not intended to diagnose, treat or mitigate any disease. Please seek the advice of your doctor before engaging in any change in nutrition or exercise.

Comments

4 Responses to “I Just Want My Scalp To Stop Itching NOW!”

  1. fin rummia on April 8th, 2010 4:24 am

    First homework paper for Research Seminar: Artificial Intelligence received! Eagerly awaiting the others… deadline tomorrow!

  2. chambrell kantamatsu on May 6th, 2010 10:37 am

    «Язык необходимо формализовать в рамках единой функциональной грамматики»

  3. swellenstl tildenou on June 8th, 2010 12:00 am

    PRESENTLY THIS TECHNOLOGY IS IN RESEARCH STAGE ONLY
    WHEN COMPLETE, ABUNDANT JOB OPPORTUNITIES WILL BE
    THERE IN THAT FIELD.

  4. Phil on June 29th, 2010 4:35 pm

    Does Bing Crosby have the right to rewrite WWII with Hogans Heroes?

    Allied prisoners of war acting as a key arm of the underground in helping prisoners to escape with the help of bumbling german soldiers.

    THE AUDACITY. Someone should charge them with some horrible crime. For one it's a comedy. HOW DARE anyone make fun of WWII.

    Same stupid statement as the one made by the author of this article.

    Get a grip fella.

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